I realized I could read when I understood the credits of Laverne & Shirley. I’ve been writing ever since. Well, since after Laverne & Shirley was over.

I used to write a parenting blog and also another blog. I was an online columnist for the totally leftist Memphis Flyer and, for editorial reasons I’ll never understand, a disappeared conservative site called Main Street Journal. I’ve also been a booking agent/concert presenter, an award-winning copywriter, and an actual Vice President, but I can’t seem to stop writing other stuff in my free time.